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Things you've always wanted to ask...

Updated: Aug 11, 2021

1 Q. What are you absolutely determined to do.

A. Find a deserted island that has great WiFi service where I can live out the rest of my days, with no distractions.

2. Q. What movie title best describes your life? A. I kinda want to go with Zombieland.

3. Q. What takes up too much of your time? A. Where oh where do I begin with this one? How much time do we have?

4. Q. What's the best way to start your day? A. With a cup of coffee and silence.

5. Q. What fictional place would you most like to go? A. Hmmm, Narnia? Oh no how about Hobbiton where I wouldn't be the shortest person in the room? No no I know, Neverland!

6. Q. Would you rather go hang gliding or whitewater rafting? A. Wouldn't both of those consist of exercise? I happen to be allergic to exercise. So I'm going to have to say neither.

7. Q. What would be the most amazing adventure to go on? A. To break into Area 51 and find out once and for all if aliens do exist?

8. Q. What game or movie universe would you most like to live in? A. The marvel universe. I wanna hang with Iron Man, Captain America, Black Widow. Oh no with Deadpool!!!

9. Q. What question would you most like to know the answer to? A. How do zombies go to the bathroom? Do they? I mean they eat and eat so how exactly does that work?

10. Q. If you were dictator of a small island nation, what kind of crazy dictator stuff would you do? A. I don't know, not sure I could be a dictator. I'd order someone to do something then feel bad about it then make them dinner for being so mean.

11. Q. What would be your first question after waking up from being cryogenically frozen for 100 years? A. Did I miss the apocalypse?

12. Q. What would be your spirit animal? A. A demon. What? Is a demon not an animal?

13. Q. As the only person left on Earth, what would you do? A. Par- Tay!

14. Q. If you could convince everyone in the world to do the same thing at one point in time, what would it be? A. The Thriller dance?

15. Q. What keeps you up at night? A. Usually the voices in my head as they plot their next evil plan.

16. Q. If you had a time machine, would you go back to the past or forward to the future and why? A. To the future, to see if the apocalypse ever actually happens.

17. Q. What song reminds you the most of your life? A. Highway to Hell

18. Q. If you were a superhero, what powers would you have? A. I'm not sure it would be safe for me to have a super power because I would totally

abuse it. If I had to chose I'd say the master of sarcasm........wait.....I already have that one.

19. Q. If you could choose one celebrity to be the father of your child, who would it be? A. Only one? But I choose many.............There is Jason and Can and Chris and ….............

20. Q. If you were an animal, what would you be and why? A. I want to say a lion or bear or something cool like that but with my luck I would most likely be a squirrel, you know when they are trying to cross the street just as you drive down and then panic and run back the other way only to stop and go back the way they started...........pretty much explains me.

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